In Northernshire
recently we have been bombarded by a series of strong gales, falling temperatures
and snow on the ground causing widespread disruption which when combined
creates the wind chill effect which means it is bitterly cold. To use the local
term (politely) it is freezing our rocks off and there is more to come.
So one of the
team, while on a trip to their own doctors, was amazed to watch the TV screens
in the waiting room pumping out Party propaganda supplied via a massive
satellite dish mounted on the surgery wall for the masses who were waiting for
Party care on relevant health issues at this time of year. The team member was
supplied every 3 minutes on the TV screen with information on how to deal with
a heat wave.
Praise be to the
Party for ensuring that in the same way that we were (probably not) the
best prepared country in the world for the great flu Panicdemic our population
via its state sponsored TV screens in surgeries will now be the best prepared
country in the world to deal with a heat wave.
In January? In
the United Kingdom in winter? You cannot make this up.
2 comments:
yeah man di eatwave a come, prepare yuhself like we deh a di DOH.
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