All
good Soviet run institutions like targets and just like the former USSR in the
late 1970s used to boast of exceeding all grain production targets while
conviently ignoring the fact that the USSR had to import grain from Canada and
the USA to feed their population while fighting a war they lost in Afganistan
the NHS is no different.
All NHS
targets are of course met by the hard work of the politicians who define them
and all those targets not met are by the failings of those who actually treat
patients those idle people on the front line if you believe Party organs like
the Daily Mail.
Take
NHS 111 (Dumb, Dumb, Dumb) a “service” which alone has contributed to a massive increase in tractor production of some 192% in its referrals to emergency
departments from January to October 2013 when it was a mere 374,506 to January
to October 2014 when its production of 3 wheeled tractors increased to
1,092,967 against a total number of A&E attendacnes of 21.7 million a
massive 5% productivity gain comrades for a speciality that is struggling to
recruit doctors and failing to meet its politically defined target.
Furthermore
comrades the efficiency gains of the great political idea of NHS Dumb, Dumb,
Dumb are also reflected in a massive 186% increase in its referrals to primary
and community care from a mere 2,844,452 to 8,138,863 in less than year against
a mere 330 million a year GP consultations.
The idle overpaid GPs
will have no problems coping with a mere 2.5% increase in workload from just
one source of retarded “technicians” with a mere 6 weeks training on a computer system
whose output is like tossing a coin either see a GP or go to A&E.
Further
more comrades NHS Dumb, Dumb, Dumb have increased their turfing rate for in
2012 they managed to use self care for 48% of calls while in 2013/4 this was
down to just 15%. NHS redirect only turfed 1 in 3 calls to GPs and A&E when
it was around so a turf rate of 85% just shows how NHS efficiency gains are
working so well.
Add
to that a politically determined decrease in GP work force availability by
politicians who have not a clue deciding to waste hours of GP and their staff’s
time producing tractors that do not work called care plans, risk stratification
and admission advoidance all of which has done sweet FA and meant that GPs and
their staff do not see patients which has been as useful as a vicar standing up
in Hiorshima saying God is Love as the first atomic bomb fell (other faiths and politicians are
available to achieve the same end result).
Ask
any GP or their staff today in practice how they would describe their workload
today and they would probably use a very naughty grunt word like sh*t.
The
Daily Mail says GPs are sh*t and have launched a do you wait more that 4 weeksfor an appointment hot line?
Of
course in the same way that a decrease in GPs numbers and funding against an
increase in demand is not news and neither is an increase in NHS Dumb, Dumb, Dumb
referals to General Practices or A&E departments across the land the fact
that the Swinton surgery once had 9 GPs but has dropped to 5 and cannot recruit
replacements is not news and this is for one reason only.
In
order to understand why a decrease in GPs while the number of patients remains
the same could lead to an increase waiting time you might have to be able to do
complex maffs called share bys.
Jounalists
and NHS managers don’t do sums which is why those at NHS England say there was
only an 86% rise in calls refered to GPs by NHS Dumb, Dumb, Dumb. That was probably the number of fingers or cloven hooves
present in the meeting on a Friday afternoon when they discussed this while
trying to find someone who could switch on their abacus.
Praise
be to the Party and its organs for highlighting the problem and completely
missing the cause of it. Anyone got a mirror or more importantly know how to use it?
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